Experience: I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

A mother hippopotamus protecting her young is one of the most fearsome forces of nature. Luckily, I’d just married someone ready to meet it head-on Anna and I got married in Portugal in September last year. We had been together for 13 years. She said in her vows, “I don’t know…

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