Tim Dowling: I’ve been replaced by a younger model … it’s a relief

My wife has summarily dismissed me from outdoor duties, in favour of ‘Gardening Steve’. Inevitably, there’s a catch My wife wants to hire someone to put the garden in order. She knows I’ll object, because it’s really something I should be doing, but she also knows I won’t do it.…

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