Want a relaxing start to your summer holiday? Get an airport divorce | Polly Hudson

My husband has a personality transplant within a five-mile radius of any airport. There is no chatting, no dawdling, no time to buy water or go to the loo. But I have happened upon a better way to travel If we are being observed by aliens, they probably wonder why couples on…

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